Events mundane: The Eyeglasses

Getting out of the bath this morning, I stepped on my glasses, which I'd left on the floor like an idiot. The frames bent pretty badly; Now, try as I might, I can't seem to get them to bend back into quite the shape they were before.

So, my vision's all wonky. The lenses are just fractionally off, bent at odd angles just a little bit, and my visual cortex is not amused. Everything looks just the teensiest bit distorted and wrong.